Hey gamers

Hello 𝑬𝑷𝑰𝑪 gamers

I don’t quite get what this server is about.

oh

that’s pretty 𝑬𝑷𝑰𝑪

...

uhh

what are you gamers talking about?

the fuck is a pixelmon?

some gay microsoft store app?

oh

that’s not very 𝑬𝑷𝑰𝑪 to say

you better be sorry

hmmmmmmmmm

I accept your apology

but I’m still going to have my belt ready.

xD

My Grammy says to kill myself because I’m a useless piece of trash.

excuse me

wHaT tHe HeCk GaMeR

that’s 𝑬𝑷𝑰𝑪

no u

you’ll*

I*

no i

Friend 100

P. Diddy

more like

P. Dumby

xD

yes

𝗥𝗲𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝟭𝟬𝟬

oh sorry

I may have been drunk af

because I was actually ment to destroy ur momus asshole

ex de

I will

𝗠𝗼𝗺𝘂𝘀 𝟭𝟬𝟬

no u

weewees?

oh

I’m eating a weewee today

nah

Eating some wieners

𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝟭𝟬𝟬

wow

what a cute dog

Nigga this shit is hot

*WeeWee intensifies*

Nah

I’m going to be that guy that knocks on your door and you open the door and realized it’s the FBI

ye

I pin you

then while I have pinned you on the ground

we smash

ye

I bring my switch with me

so I pin you

and we smash

smash ultimate

by the way

Marth in smash is kind of hot

No homo

ye

oh hell no

Plant is my boy

𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝟭𝟬𝟬

you know

King K Rool is kind of good

you see

every fighter look at his THICCnes

then they follow his commands

and he rejects every love request

and they jump off in suicide

hmm?

wow

very mean

let me send you the coordinates

let me just find them first

alright

-16 - 14 56

it’s on a boat

type it in to google

maps

oh

me neither

but there’s one thing I do

and that’s your Momus

OOoOOOoOOOOoOOO

no u

no ur mom

no ur momus

no u

no ur momus and your sister and your hot stepsister and your brother and yout stepbrother and your grandma and your grandpapa and your dog and your cat and your life and your tip track fedora

no u

no u

no u

Nigga staph