Okay

Don't use my name in vain

if your name is Jesus then why is your profile picture obi wan kenobi

My mexican ex would always say i looked like jesus <:Thonk:512151852955992064> back when i had schlong hair

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`hello there`

That's me, Jesus

Solid jesus

No

Now lets talk business fuckers

pretty sure Jesus wasn't obiwan Kenobi you absolute retard

Clone of god boss

Brother to liquid jesus

I ain't no candy ass jedi you fucking ass crack

Candy ass jedi <:Kek:513248005659295754> 👌

I'm crack cocaine

Fr tho

I was going through my moms stuff after she died and found some meth in a bag

I'm coursing through my veins

your profile picture is a jedi idk what to tell you bro

you fucked up

this is jesus

anyone could tell the difference

you moron

you buffoon

Okay now that is not ny hair color goddammit

I have a series of images of myself doing whatever the fuck I would do

<:clowngirl:602610599444348938>

I'll go sleep

night

Sick rifle

Nice dreams will cost ya

thanks man

You won't need lightsaber or satan power with it

If you have some explosive .50 rounds

I have all sorts of rounds

Slug, incendiary, explosive, damnation

did you guys know Jesus was Jewish?

I was once Jewish