Message from @ULTIMATE LOLI JESUS CHRIST

Discord ID: 607298250927767552


2019-08-03 19:42:20 UTC  

I was going through my moms stuff after she died and found some meth in a bag

2019-08-03 19:42:21 UTC  

I'm coursing through my veins

2019-08-03 19:42:24 UTC  

your profile picture is a jedi idk what to tell you bro

2019-08-03 19:42:35 UTC  

you fucked up

2019-08-03 19:43:50 UTC  

this is jesus

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/511428611727687690/607297599753682954/EP2-IA-60435_R_8x10-56a83bea3df78cf7729d314a.webp

2019-08-03 19:43:57 UTC  

anyone could tell the difference

2019-08-03 19:44:00 UTC  

you moron

2019-08-03 19:44:03 UTC  

you buffoon

2019-08-03 19:44:04 UTC  

Okay now that is not ny hair color goddammit

2019-08-03 19:44:23 UTC  

I have a series of images of myself doing whatever the fuck I would do

2019-08-03 19:44:24 UTC  

<:clowngirl:602610599444348938>

2019-08-03 19:44:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/511428611727687690/607297820738715668/Screenshot_20190803-132951_Gallery.jpg

2019-08-03 19:44:51 UTC  

I'll go sleep

2019-08-03 19:45:01 UTC  

night

2019-08-03 19:45:05 UTC  

Sick rifle

2019-08-03 19:45:06 UTC  

Nice dreams will cost ya

2019-08-03 19:45:10 UTC  

thanks man

2019-08-03 19:45:27 UTC  

You won't need lightsaber or satan power with it

2019-08-03 19:45:54 UTC  

If you have some explosive .50 rounds

2019-08-03 19:46:08 UTC  

I have all sorts of rounds

2019-08-03 19:46:26 UTC  

Slug, incendiary, explosive, damnation

2019-08-03 19:46:35 UTC  

did you guys know Jesus was Jewish?

2019-08-03 19:46:42 UTC  

I was once Jewish

2019-08-03 19:46:45 UTC  

No he was nigga

2019-08-03 19:46:56 UTC  

<:2niggaskissin:533866194772688917>

2019-08-03 19:46:56 UTC  

I'm right here

2019-08-03 19:47:22 UTC  

I'm the most interesting religious figure in the world

2019-08-03 19:47:32 UTC  

Not a single person out there who hasn't heard of me

2019-08-03 19:48:03 UTC  

remember when you died

2019-08-03 19:48:07 UTC  

Yes

2019-08-03 19:48:18 UTC  

I starved

2019-08-03 19:48:23 UTC  

I until like 5 yo haven't heard about jesus

2019-08-03 19:48:42 UTC  

you've still heard of me

2019-08-03 19:49:06 UTC  

Even those damned terrorists in Iraq have heard of me

2019-08-03 19:49:10 UTC  

But that creates opportunities

2019-08-03 19:49:12 UTC  

Jesus died for our sins

2019-08-03 19:49:16 UTC  

He will die for them again

2019-08-03 19:49:18 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/511428611727687690/607298975040667651/1563444026458.jpg

2019-08-03 19:49:21 UTC  

Grab the cross fellas

2019-08-03 19:49:29 UTC  

hahah

2019-08-03 19:49:31 UTC  

Nasa