Message from @ULTIMATE LOLI JESUS CHRIST

Discord ID: 607296940727861248


2019-08-03 19:37:57 UTC  

I don't care much i'll go to hell whatever i'll do

2019-08-03 19:38:21 UTC  

not if you beg for forgiveness

2019-08-03 19:38:26 UTC  

I'm not Satan ya underaged pink slab of dying meat

2019-08-03 19:38:40 UTC  

I'm not meat

2019-08-03 19:38:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/511428611727687690/607296366594752512/Screenshot_20190207-13283701.png

2019-08-03 19:39:13 UTC  

I'm cyberskeleton from not gay outerspace

2019-08-03 19:39:24 UTC  

ur gay

2019-08-03 19:39:34 UTC  

So lets fuck

2019-08-03 19:39:34 UTC  

thats pretty fuckin gay man

2019-08-03 19:39:46 UTC  

<:2niggaskissin:533866194772688917>

2019-08-03 19:39:56 UTC  

real gay hours

2019-08-03 19:40:11 UTC  

Wow

2019-08-03 19:40:17 UTC  

Jesus fucking christ dude

2019-08-03 19:40:25 UTC  

Okay

2019-08-03 19:40:39 UTC  

Don't use my name in vain

2019-08-03 19:40:44 UTC  

if your name is Jesus then why is your profile picture obi wan kenobi

2019-08-03 19:40:53 UTC  

My mexican ex would always say i looked like jesus <:Thonk:512151852955992064> back when i had schlong hair

2019-08-03 19:40:54 UTC  

+

2019-08-03 19:41:05 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/511428611727687690/607296906712055813/1_5F1mJAna1-LxGi08rzHg_Q.jpeg

2019-08-03 19:41:08 UTC  

`hello there`

2019-08-03 19:41:13 UTC  

That's me, Jesus

2019-08-03 19:41:16 UTC  

Solid jesus

2019-08-03 19:41:16 UTC  

No

2019-08-03 19:41:22 UTC  

Now lets talk business fuckers

2019-08-03 19:41:26 UTC  

pretty sure Jesus wasn't obiwan Kenobi you absolute retard

2019-08-03 19:41:28 UTC  

Clone of god boss

2019-08-03 19:41:36 UTC  

Brother to liquid jesus

2019-08-03 19:41:46 UTC  

I ain't no candy ass jedi you fucking ass crack

2019-08-03 19:42:01 UTC  

Candy ass jedi <:Kek:513248005659295754> 👌

2019-08-03 19:42:03 UTC  

I'm crack cocaine

2019-08-03 19:42:08 UTC  

Fr tho

2019-08-03 19:42:20 UTC  

I was going through my moms stuff after she died and found some meth in a bag

2019-08-03 19:42:21 UTC  

I'm coursing through my veins

2019-08-03 19:42:24 UTC  

your profile picture is a jedi idk what to tell you bro

2019-08-03 19:42:35 UTC  

you fucked up

2019-08-03 19:43:50 UTC  

this is jesus

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/511428611727687690/607297599753682954/EP2-IA-60435_R_8x10-56a83bea3df78cf7729d314a.webp

2019-08-03 19:43:57 UTC  

anyone could tell the difference

2019-08-03 19:44:00 UTC  

you moron

2019-08-03 19:44:03 UTC  

you buffoon

2019-08-03 19:44:04 UTC  

Okay now that is not ny hair color goddammit

2019-08-03 19:44:23 UTC  

I have a series of images of myself doing whatever the fuck I would do