Step one complete

everyone knew already

No, you're satan

nah you fags just called it

you need to improve your girl roleplaying skills

perhaps

Satan go away

Or not

I don't care much i'll go to hell whatever i'll do

not if you beg for forgiveness

I'm not Satan ya underaged pink slab of dying meat

I'm not meat

I'm cyberskeleton from not gay outerspace

ur gay

So lets fuck

thats pretty fuckin gay man

<:2niggaskissin:533866194772688917>

real gay hours

Wow

Jesus fucking christ dude

Okay

Don't use my name in vain

if your name is Jesus then why is your profile picture obi wan kenobi

My mexican ex would always say i looked like jesus <:Thonk:512151852955992064> back when i had schlong hair

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`hello there`

That's me, Jesus

Solid jesus

No

Now lets talk business fuckers

pretty sure Jesus wasn't obiwan Kenobi you absolute retard

Clone of god boss

Brother to liquid jesus

I ain't no candy ass jedi you fucking ass crack

Candy ass jedi <:Kek:513248005659295754> 👌

I'm crack cocaine

Fr tho

I was going through my moms stuff after she died and found some meth in a bag