ham sides

I took the biggest shit ever

bro fist

I think that ever time i take a shit

Yes, but since I’m the only person at work I only have 30 secs to shit tops

Can you take a massive shit in 30 secs

Probably yes

If I do it in the right time

My last day at this job is the 14th

Fuck. The next year is the last year that i can fuck around

Why what’s after that

Woh

@malcomist

Good morning peasants

Indeed

M to f named Danny

aoa?

Aoa

I’m uncomfortable

Sorry

I had gay dreams last night

Like really gay

Terrified me

I know

Listen nigger

the other night I had a dream where I ran a fried chicken restaurant

That sounds comfy

I write all my dreams down so I have a lot of dreams

Like 5 or 6 a night

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I need to clean out server

Gotta kick all these inactives

just wanted to make sure you weren't a bot bb

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@everyone inactives getting removed in 10 mins

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shit

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