I’ve been with mine more than a year and a half

i remember we matched

over a year ago

It helps when you have red hair

that was a long time ago bro

like

damn..

2 years

dont say that

fuck

feels like yesterday 😦

One time I calculated the exact amount of semen my gf swallowed over are entire relationship and sent it to her

Wish I still had the numbers

awe

thats cute

You sent that amount of spoog to her at once?

Christ dude

That's not really a good thing

i havnt had sex yet

No

sex is over rated

Wtf you getting cucked

masturbation unironically feels better

my gf is always so tired when she comes home from her friends house everyday ya know

Sex isn't over rated

It is overrated but it’s not bad either

i would choose masturbating than sex any day tbh

Sex is the greatest thing ever

jk no im not a cuck

Bjs are better

I spent a year and a half nosex waiting for my fiancee to move back

Y'all just doing it wrong

Then she dumped my ass

We goin for 3 years now boys

u gotta learn how to masturbate right

ill show u

>be peta

sex is nice n all but im just tryna lay my head in her lap and get some head pats

>attack steve irwin's 15 year old son instead of stopping animal abuse

Uncle Kevin teach us how to masturbate

fucking idiots