shut up rick

You don't need to spit game at thick latinas

ur no chad

Even jaba has a lady

i do

wtf u do

out 1 year is next month

They should just flock to you

hahaha

jaba werent u on tinder not so long ago

I’ve been with mine more than a year and a half

i remember we matched

over a year ago

It helps when you have red hair

that was a long time ago bro

like

damn..

2 years

dont say that

fuck

feels like yesterday 😦

One time I calculated the exact amount of semen my gf swallowed over are entire relationship and sent it to her

Wish I still had the numbers

awe

thats cute

You sent that amount of spoog to her at once?

Christ dude

That's not really a good thing

i havnt had sex yet

No

sex is over rated

Wtf you getting cucked

masturbation unironically feels better

my gf is always so tired when she comes home from her friends house everyday ya know

Sex isn't over rated

It is overrated but it’s not bad either

i would choose masturbating than sex any day tbh

Sex is the greatest thing ever

jk no im not a cuck

Bjs are better

I spent a year and a half nosex waiting for my fiancee to move back