henlo

23 M SINGLE

ASL?

😦

i just want a gf bro.....

i've ascended memes

i'm nearing wizard status in a few years

it's been years, friendo

where's bubz

i need to reconnect with him

i refuse to believe

bubz was literally the only reason why i didnt suicide back in 2016

is he alive and well

i hope he is doing ok

i only talk to brando now

he's an armychad now

^^^^^^^^^^

facts

im in the military too but army is gay

they like men

bet

under one condition

i dont want to catch feelings

no

it's been years since i've touched a woman

i just recently learned how to levitate

wtf u do

jaba werent u on tinder not so long ago

i remember we matched

damn..

dont say that

fuck

feels like yesterday 😦

sex is over rated

masturbation unironically feels better

i would choose masturbating than sex any day tbh

u gotta learn how to masturbate right

ill show u

There should be factories of women all lined up with their vaginers spread with mechanical arms and you just pay and cumdump any

condams

yall ever used a condom and jerked off

haha..

what else do u need a condom for lol.

i trust no bitch that says she's on the pill

Chads don't involve themselves in sexual interaction and prefer intellectual conversations.

Gamescon is on rn btw

im on vacation

🙂

<:awkcado:539280741700206611> holy fuck i remember this emoji

always pissed me THE FUCK OFF

u should ligma bro...

nigga why would anyone fuck an ass

that shit dirty

i had my ass eaten last week

it was actually pretty good

rimjobs are uber god tier

implying it was a girl

ahahah

uhm yes

i dont see the comparison

i would never do anything with someones ass

but my ass yes

true shnibbas dont eat ass

true shnibbas get their ass eaten

also applies

https://tenor.com/view/how-to-eat-watermelon-gif-5960434

just spread ur cheeks

godFUCk I WANT A GF RIGHT NOW

I'm going to have nonconsensual sex tonight

did u just have a bbq

tf

my fridge got water and a jar of mayonaise

and expired turkery

i made a gf within literally the first month of college

was fun

congrats

hope all is well in the rick family

i just need a girl that gives me unconditional love, know what im saying?

Someone that breaks your heart.

hol up we got a bitch in the chat?

BOYS ONLY CHAT

NO GIRLS ALLOWED

don't want no bih ruining the boyz

f

girls are only allowed after showing tits

WYM.

new phone who dis

wym......

https://tenor.com/view/police-trouble-gif-7744617

nigga i fear the police

whoop whoop

gonna have to see ur id

my first girlfriend was 14

i was 19

girls only like older guys

if she like younger guys she ugly

u cant just draw a little girl and call her an adult

fuck hentai