Message from @malcomist
Discord ID: 624813252324491266
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You look sour ngl
I ran out of detergent
musty
You aztec skin sack
aztec skin sack...
I will huff your fucking armpit don't tempt me
Dude my armpits are perfect for huffing rn
i jus showered so i’m gucci
I can huff two armpits at once
do not underestimate my power
You ever get so stank that when you smell your armpits you feel deprived of oxygen
Might stay up just to put that shit in the dryer
My room is 90 degrees showering will not save me
Also maybe
Oh dude
get a fan
or air conditioning
lemme give u a bird shop redpill
One of my many misadventures
I was working in a bird shop
And this family of 3
It’ll be 30 degrees by 6 am
one mother two daughters
enter the shop
It’s cold at night and hot during the day
none knew of deoderant nor it's power
Just takes a long time to cool off
cus that smell stole the oxygen from my fucking nose
What they did that day was a fucking crime and I was afraid a bird was gonna drop dead from their fucking stench
You never know true stank till you actually feel oxygen deprived
Bring me the sweatiest cute girl armpits available
I will suffocate myself for the cause
You saw nothing
let me borrow her
i have strawberry vegan deodorant
interesting..
@onlinecherub im gonna cum in your armpit you fucking retard
gross
Preserve it for a meal