rewash then

them

You look sour ngl

I ran out of detergent

musty

You aztec skin sack

aztec skin sack...

I will huff your fucking armpit don't tempt me

Dude my armpits are perfect for huffing rn

i jus showered so i’m gucci

I can huff two armpits at once

do not underestimate my power

You ever get so stank that when you smell your armpits you feel deprived of oxygen

Might stay up just to put that shit in the dryer

My room is 90 degrees showering will not save me

Also maybe

Oh dude

get a fan

or air conditioning

lemme give u a bird shop redpill

One of my many misadventures

So this was before I became a fucking deckhand

I was working in a bird shop

And this family of 3

It’ll be 30 degrees by 6 am

one mother two daughters

enter the shop

It’s cold at night and hot during the day

none knew of deoderant nor it's power

Just takes a long time to cool off

cus that smell stole the oxygen from my fucking nose

What they did that day was a fucking crime and I was afraid a bird was gonna drop dead from their fucking stench

You never know true stank till you actually feel oxygen deprived

Bring me the sweatiest cute girl armpits available

I will suffocate myself for the cause

You saw nothing

let me borrow her

i have strawberry vegan deodorant

interesting..

@onlinecherub im gonna cum in your armpit you fucking retard

gross