Message from @SwiFT

Discord ID: 330655979060592641


2017-07-01 10:25:18 UTC  

ive been trying to learn their accent for a while

2017-07-01 10:25:27 UTC  

but have a nappy british one instead

2017-07-01 10:25:37 UTC  

or can pull off the posh faggot brit pretty well

2017-07-01 10:25:45 UTC  

I can't mimmick accents for shit. I can hear them in my head but when I say it just sounds stupid

2017-07-01 10:26:03 UTC  

I heard Sven say mike was going to Australia but I thought he was going to the scandza forum?

2017-07-01 10:26:05 UTC  

i can do slavic accents easy as fuck, asian accents, street shitters

2017-07-01 10:26:17 UTC  

but dmarcus wont let me street shittalk lmao

2017-07-01 10:26:19 UTC  

Imagine how much pussy in America you could pull if you just did a proper Patrick Stewart style English accent like all the time

2017-07-01 10:26:31 UTC  

yeh if i practice i can do it

2017-07-01 10:26:47 UTC  

i do it when i shop and the girls at the checkout register get all squirmy

2017-07-01 10:26:52 UTC  

Slavic accent = women not attracted

2017-07-01 10:26:57 UTC  

sorry, but at least not in America

2017-07-01 10:27:02 UTC  

they are like what is this tattooed buff brit doing here

2017-07-01 10:27:18 UTC  

i know, i just do it to strangers i dont like

2017-07-01 10:27:46 UTC  

The irony that street shitters have by far the hardest accent to understand and that's somehow where we decided to oursource all out call centers

2017-07-01 10:27:49 UTC  

i had a close brit friend as a flatmate for years so i picked up on a lot of the dialogue

2017-07-01 10:27:58 UTC  

accent needs practice to sound normal though

2017-07-01 10:28:15 UTC  

i know, somehow i can talk perfect street shitter

2017-07-01 10:28:29 UTC  

if i ever do it, @D'Marcus Liebowitz will kick me for sure lmao

2017-07-01 10:28:41 UTC  

i know a good chunk of their words too

2017-07-01 10:28:48 UTC  

Their accent is the worst. It sounds stupid as fuck and you can't understand half the shit they say

2017-07-01 10:28:55 UTC  

idk man

2017-07-01 10:28:58 UTC  

chinese is bad

2017-07-01 10:29:04 UTC  

it sounds like throwing pots and pans down the stairs

2017-07-01 10:29:15 UTC  

i just want to drop rifle bursts in their direction

2017-07-01 10:29:29 UTC  

but i hate the chinese hardfucking core

2017-07-01 10:29:57 UTC  

Nahhhhhh. Indian is way worse IMO. Chinese is bad but east Indian is on another level

2017-07-01 10:30:06 UTC  

That fucking Apoo shit

2017-07-01 10:31:45 UTC  

its bad but it makes me laugh

2017-07-01 10:31:54 UTC  

i deal with chinks more so i dont hear it as much

2017-07-01 10:32:07 UTC  

but id hate whichever i was around more

2017-07-01 10:50:35 UTC  

Guy from chapo trap house.

2017-07-01 10:50:53 UTC  

This guy needs to be bullied.

2017-07-01 11:05:44 UTC  

I'm going to enjoy it when this human garbage is thrown 10,000 ft out of a helicopter into Lake Superior. https://twitter.com/RIPMarkusJ/status/881021462219567104

2017-07-01 11:11:32 UTC  

@NuckFigures Fuck this guy!

2017-07-01 12:18:38 UTC  

whats happening everybody

2017-07-01 12:18:48 UTC  

weclome to the ahnenerbe hour

2017-07-01 13:06:54 UTC  

I'm killing bis and back