Message from @sharialabeouf
Discord ID: 330875983064465410
i literally get cold sweats from shame when i remember
1. spitfire (called her spootfire)
2. Youcis
3. exgf
4. me
today i passed a smoke shop called "The Wonderful Leaf" and I wanted to take a pic and send it to Slug
but then i'd get the doxx
>tfw no sunburned gf 2 rub lotion on
iktf
Anyone want my Twitter blocklist? I got TONS of advertisers blocked
do you also have a gf you are giving away
Just gotta go into settings, go to blocked accounts, and then import it
what can i do there
thats not a gf
thats your mom
@sharialabeouf were you also a former jew
23andme will let me know in a few weeks. If I am I'll get a vasectomy, make Aliyah, and root for you guys as I fondle Khazar milkers in the holy land.
@badtanman dude i saw that and that was the first thing i ever favorited on twitter in my life
lol
@sharialabeouf Khazar Milkers saggy
enjoy needing an icecream scoop to get them out of a bra
Yeah I RTed that earlier. Hilarious. I love that account.
I'm not gonna be a Jew.
@sharialabeouf I'll bet you two shekels you're not a jew
>tfw no secret character i havent unlocked gf
>tfw 5'11
>tfw you will never be able to be taller than your gf when she wears 6 inch heels
i might be getting a promotion
due to being a good boy
or raise or whatever you call it
>tfw get called into boss office
>"we are increasing your stipend by 3000$. You can go now"
>go back to work
owo
>meet guy in pool
>actually im here working for [redacted] on their ICBM program, I design missiles
>wow fam you figure out how to blow people up i figure out how to put them back together
>brofist