>tfw no gf to push over as we walk on the beach

You might want to re-evaluate how you interact with them. I for example listened to mine prattle on for 20 minutes about the Walking Sticks she got for her classroom.

DUDE

I WANT TO LISTEN TO GIRLS

PRATTLE ON

Yeah see you *say* that

BUT I CANT FIND ANY THAT HAVE TIME TO TALK

I suggest a Burlap sack.

*sorry*

Wedding Bag

oorah

Go after one of those between Europe and Asia girls that have a splish splash of Turk in them.

Lots of green eyes in that demographic

PLus you can indulge in Happa... sort of.

get the fuck out of here

Cappa (Cockroach + Happa)

if it aint POLSKA
it's NONWHITESKA

More women well versed in horseback combat for me then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOQ3EQjIo5I
Basically this, but with Happas

hey WHORE
what the FUCK is that DEGENERACY on your fucking ARM?
looks like you're gunna be tying your shoes with your teeth from now on, THOT

what does it say

take a deep breath

get a gf

lol

lol @queenarchitect

t. confed

HEY WHORE
LOOK BEHIND YOU
WHAT IS THAT
OH THATS RIGHT ITS A FUCKING TREE
TREES DONT GROW IN THE KITCHEN
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

tell confed to go watch some julie borowski videos

tell confed to break up with you so I can have those sweet potatoes all to myself

kek

JFC

Here we were having a perfectly mannered discussion about redheads

he's drinking with me and we're out with a bunch of socal IE goys

gimme some yams baby

Gotta make it weird

make me an offer

@northern_confederate Present me Nanners and I shall of thee a duke make

im a sucker for medieval english larping

I'm awkwardly trying to shift the convesation to non-pervy. I got back my 36 1/2 gal mason jars today

tbh id love to see the disaster that is nanvolutiers