she's not wearing pants she's black

they are black jeans

@northern_confederate I see that you, too, are a man of refined taste

pantsless black women are the creme de la creme

owo

indeed

i already know ur face nigga

post dat cute couples selfie

ask me again after more beer and sunlight

imma need yall to take a trip to san jose to scout out a thicccc goth nazi 4 me

little known fact: convolution is actually Taylor Swift with an automatic "boy" to "girl" filter whenever she complains about no polish boyfriend

>san jose

if its not a trap bring her back to NJ and ill pick her up

it's san diego you dip

dude I don't think even I could pick that girl up

tbh

yeah i said take a TRIP

fam

T R I P

@Convo she doesnt even look fat just thicc

POST

PIC

NO

my favorite line in the new murdoch murdoch is "like mowing the lawn."

same that made me lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XVCq-OcFVs

finally done for the weekend and now get to catch up on muh new murdoc bideooozzz

discovering the trump WWE thing was the fucking highlight of this weekend

@Vanguard HOW DO I MEET GIRLS

go outside

ITS 110 DEGREES

go to a pool

Vanguard

College I would THOT patrol at pools in the appartment complexs in greek row

the pool was all girls in onesies and those pool caps swimming laps really hard

none of them were chilling

no the appartment ones dip

wed post pledges to give in status reports on THOT levels and numbers and wed move parties

V chad tbh

effect was amplied driving a decked out wrangler with no doors and roof back and a yellow lab chilling in back. Worked like fishing with a McNuke

SO many of us taking over Britbong's stream