but not a crazy amount

new years is probably the most money i've made in a night yet

so many drunk people

i wan pizza

beth do you have any interesting houses you delivered to? like someone asnwered in fetish gear or something?

She delivered to me once but she doesn't know it because I'm an alien and I disguised myself in the body of the person living there, and when she knocked on the door it was half open because I had just broken in, she pushed the door open to see me; foot halfway down the mans throat, glancing over my shoulder, meeting eyes with beth as she dropped the pizza on the floor in complete shock from the look at my alien body. Gave her a hefty tip tho so she never told anyone, pizza was fine

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why do i unironically LOVE his energy

Full honesty

why do the back tires have double

Are you non american

There called duallys here the back is beefed up so it can tow more

Instead of having one wide wheel theres two cause tires are cheaper dat way

mornin lads

today im stayin drunk startin wit coff n liquor

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sad

Noice

Im sleepin

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u ar homosex

no u

@Frills had probably a 400-500lbs guy answer the door in just his underwear. people just be answering the door in their undies all the time

i b doin tbat

one time this guy answered and he was like “come on in and set it down inside!!” and i had an uneasy feeling so i did not :’) we aren’t allowed to anyways but i b doin it. and i told him i couldn’t and he was like “my wife and i aren’t swingers so there’s nothing to worry about!! come on in!”

what the fuck does that even mean

i did not go in

lol wtf

ye

whud did he mean by this

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idk

saying he would not try to hav sex with me n his wife???? i have no idea

was really odd

"hey we wwont fuck u if u come in trust us"

yeah