The vagina acts as an interdenominational portal, using quantum teleportation. An EPR pair is generated, one qubit sent to location A(pussy) the other to B(ass)
In the pussy a Bell measurement of the EPR pair qubit and the qubit to be teleported (the quantum state
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|\phi \rangle) is performed, yielding one of four measurement outcomes, which can be encoded in two classical bits of information. Both qubits in the pussy are then discarded.
Using the classical channel, the two bits are sent from Pussy to Ass (This is the only potentially time-consuming step after step 1, due to speed-of-light considerations.)
As a result of the measurement performed in the pussy the EPR pair qubit in the ass is in one of four possible states. Of these four possible states, one is identical to the original quantum state
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|\phi \rangle, and the other three are closely related. Which of these four possibilities actually obtained, is encoded in the two classical bits. Knowing this, the EPR pair qubit in the ass is modified in one of three ways, or not at all, to result in a qubit identical to
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|\phi \rangle, the qubit that was chosen for teleportation.
