They're only greenish because I have yellow centres

Blue on the outside and yellow on the inside. Like sunflowers with a blue sky background

Mostly found in Scotland

But sometimes they're grey

They change colour

it's cute how you defend yourself

btw I do a great Brad accent you'd be taking your clothes off til you found out I was under six feet tall

I'm not, I'm just explaining my eyes. I've never met anyone with my eye colour before. So I'm constantly looking at people's eyes to see familiarity

Nah, I doubt it.

roight roight

I'm always near him, so it'd be hard to fool me

I have a cat with eye color like that

I agree that it'd be hard

A good woman knows where her man is in a room full of people and is always attentive to his movements so she can assist him when he needs assistance.

id root lisa

with a 2x4

@badtanman - don't be crass. I know you're better than that and have some form of decency.

lol

you clearly dont know me that well

you should PM the mods they'll help u

oh wait

yeah the last time a girl wanted me to be a white knight i crashed the whole server with no survivors

jukka?

yee

I actually don't hate Lisa but don't tell anyone

@badtanman - I don't expect you to be a white knight, I know you are higher quality than a nigger knight though. You're white after all. 😂

or am i

lol he's not white

my donger is suspiciously brown

>portagee

what did coach say on penis inspection day

he said i have a short frenulum

😥

yeah, I'm a nigger
n - nice
i - intelligent
g - groomed
g - gentleman
e - ending
r - racism

wew lad

... oh my

you asked

i told

I didn't ask

coach paul did the best inspections

*passes doll* where did the bad man touch you?