Message from @averagecarl

Discord ID: 492475041691467786


2018-09-20 23:17:26 UTC  

Ur body is falling apart anyway

2018-09-20 23:17:51 UTC  

i plan on living until im very old with many children smh i need to look after them

2018-09-20 23:18:03 UTC  

I only eat scrambled eggs with ketchup

2018-09-20 23:18:06 UTC  

cant tell grandkids stories if im dead smdh

2018-09-20 23:18:15 UTC  

@Deleted User what the fuck

2018-09-20 23:18:20 UTC  

that sound disgusting lmao

2018-09-20 23:18:28 UTC  

Last I checked soda hasn’t killed anyone except fat ppl

2018-09-20 23:18:38 UTC  

Scrambled eggs and ketchup is good

2018-09-20 23:18:40 UTC  

if you drink soda youll get fat and die

2018-09-20 23:18:46 UTC  

Diet*

2018-09-20 23:19:06 UTC  

diet soda isn't any better

2018-09-20 23:19:09 UTC  

diet soda isnt any better

2018-09-20 23:19:16 UTC  

what the @Deleted User

2018-09-20 23:19:18 UTC  

Im probably gonna fry myself some potatoes for breakfast actually.

2018-09-20 23:19:23 UTC  

first!

2018-09-20 23:19:25 UTC  

shit

2018-09-20 23:19:32 UTC  

Alzheimer’s doesn’t hit till ur almost dead anyway

2018-09-20 23:19:36 UTC  

Potatoes are my favorite food

2018-09-20 23:19:48 UTC  

60 isnt almost dead in the modern age

2018-09-20 23:19:56 UTC  

most people live well into thier 70s/80s

2018-09-20 23:19:59 UTC  

Alzheimer’s comes at 80

2018-09-20 23:20:01 UTC  

thats a good 15/20 years

2018-09-20 23:20:01 UTC  

Ish

2018-09-20 23:20:08 UTC  

nah its earlier

2018-09-20 23:20:20 UTC  

Then I have good genes

2018-09-20 23:20:24 UTC  

And don’t need to worry

2018-09-20 23:20:50 UTC  

Dab

2018-09-20 23:21:03 UTC  

dab on these s*da drinkers

2018-09-20 23:21:13 UTC  

If your hair isn't long enough to put in your mouth you're litteraly subhuman

2018-09-20 23:21:22 UTC  

Miss me with that hair bullshit

2018-09-20 23:21:23 UTC  

long hair gang

2018-09-20 23:21:32 UTC  

getting another haircut soon gonna be shorthair gang

2018-09-20 23:21:35 UTC  

Also drink sparkling water instead of Soda

2018-09-20 23:21:55 UTC  

Like Perrier

2018-09-20 23:21:58 UTC  

Sparkling water is too big for Fridge

2018-09-20 23:22:04 UTC  

It’s also terrible tasting

2018-09-20 23:22:04 UTC  

why not just drink normal water

2018-09-20 23:22:07 UTC  

I do

2018-09-20 23:22:13 UTC  

>fringe almost reaches bottom of chin when stretched out
>curls to just below my eyes

2018-09-20 23:22:14 UTC  

sparkling water is awful imo i cant drink it

2018-09-20 23:22:15 UTC  

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