60 isnt almost dead in the modern age

most people live well into thier 70s/80s

Alzheimer’s comes at 80

thats a good 15/20 years

Ish

nah its earlier

Then I have good genes

And don’t need to worry

Dab

dab on these s*da drinkers

If your hair isn't long enough to put in your mouth you're litteraly subhuman

Miss me with that hair bullshit

long hair gang

getting another haircut soon gonna be shorthair gang

Also drink sparkling water instead of Soda

Like Perrier

Sparkling water is too big for Fridge

It’s also terrible tasting

why not just drink normal water

I do

>fringe almost reaches bottom of chin when stretched out
>curls to just below my eyes

sparkling water is awful imo i cant drink it

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It goes too quick

Sparkling water is good

miss me with that gay shit

Sparkling water tastes like bubbly taint unless you put chemicals that taste like good stuff in it

I used to hate it when I was little

Buona sera amici

I like it now though

Sparkling water sucks lol

sparkling water is what i imagine c*m tastes like

Woah

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That would be great

Shut

Tfw no sparkling cummies

My aversion to sparkling water has increased

I’ll just drink water and Diet Pepsi

It’s got babies in it

Sparkling water tastes like someone tried to make water but worse in every possible way.