Message from @averagecarl

Discord ID: 492474659824992258


2018-09-20 23:15:55 UTC  

Soda is bad

2018-09-20 23:15:57 UTC  

no drink a glass of water and eat 4 eggs scrambled

2018-09-20 23:16:02 UTC  

every morning

2018-09-20 23:16:07 UTC  

It’s diet tho

2018-09-20 23:16:10 UTC  

._.

2018-09-20 23:16:12 UTC  

all soda is bad

2018-09-20 23:16:16 UTC  

^

2018-09-20 23:16:23 UTC  

So is living near traffic

2018-09-20 23:16:29 UTC  

whom'st can eat 4 eggs in the morning

2018-09-20 23:16:32 UTC  

I don't like scrambled eggs

2018-09-20 23:16:46 UTC  

i cant easily move house but i can easily stop drinking poison

2018-09-20 23:17:16 UTC  

The poison won’t hurt until like 60

2018-09-20 23:17:19 UTC  

I like my eggs sunny side up or over easy

2018-09-20 23:17:20 UTC  

And by that time who cares

2018-09-20 23:17:26 UTC  

Ur body is falling apart anyway

2018-09-20 23:17:51 UTC  

i plan on living until im very old with many children smh i need to look after them

2018-09-20 23:18:03 UTC  

I only eat scrambled eggs with ketchup

2018-09-20 23:18:06 UTC  

cant tell grandkids stories if im dead smdh

2018-09-20 23:18:15 UTC  

@Deleted User what the fuck

2018-09-20 23:18:20 UTC  

that sound disgusting lmao

2018-09-20 23:18:28 UTC  

Last I checked soda hasn’t killed anyone except fat ppl

2018-09-20 23:18:38 UTC  

Scrambled eggs and ketchup is good

2018-09-20 23:18:40 UTC  

if you drink soda youll get fat and die

2018-09-20 23:18:46 UTC  

Diet*

2018-09-20 23:19:06 UTC  

diet soda isn't any better

2018-09-20 23:19:09 UTC  

diet soda isnt any better

2018-09-20 23:19:16 UTC  

what the @Deleted User

2018-09-20 23:19:18 UTC  

Im probably gonna fry myself some potatoes for breakfast actually.

2018-09-20 23:19:23 UTC  

first!

2018-09-20 23:19:25 UTC  

shit

2018-09-20 23:19:32 UTC  

Alzheimer’s doesn’t hit till ur almost dead anyway

2018-09-20 23:19:36 UTC  

Potatoes are my favorite food

2018-09-20 23:19:48 UTC  

60 isnt almost dead in the modern age

2018-09-20 23:19:56 UTC  

most people live well into thier 70s/80s

2018-09-20 23:19:59 UTC  

Alzheimer’s comes at 80

2018-09-20 23:20:01 UTC  

thats a good 15/20 years

2018-09-20 23:20:01 UTC  

Ish

2018-09-20 23:20:08 UTC  

nah its earlier

2018-09-20 23:20:20 UTC  

Then I have good genes

2018-09-20 23:20:24 UTC  

And don’t need to worry

2018-09-20 23:20:50 UTC  

Dab