Message from @averagecarl

Discord ID: 492474067090407444


2018-09-20 23:11:52 UTC  

organize ur time better

2018-09-20 23:11:55 UTC  

EAT EGGIES

2018-09-20 23:12:09 UTC  

every human being should eat 3 eggies a day

2018-09-20 23:12:15 UTC  

no

2018-09-20 23:12:16 UTC  

eggs take like 10 mins to cook and 5 to eat and provide good nutrition and calories to help you get through the day theres no excuse

2018-09-20 23:12:38 UTC  

>5min to eat

2018-09-20 23:13:08 UTC  

you have to get to school so eat faster you dont need to sit down and light a candle for every meal

2018-09-20 23:14:00 UTC  

Egg good

2018-09-20 23:14:09 UTC  

Just hard boil ahead of time

2018-09-20 23:14:18 UTC  

Get a container of them

2018-09-20 23:14:22 UTC  

all this egg talk got me hungry

2018-09-20 23:14:22 UTC  

Im part Mediterranean this might explain why im so slow

2018-09-20 23:15:22 UTC  

Portugese

2018-09-20 23:15:30 UTC  

And possibly Greek

2018-09-20 23:15:37 UTC  

Drink Diet Coke in morning

2018-09-20 23:15:40 UTC  

It perks you up

2018-09-20 23:15:50 UTC  

No try to avoid soda

2018-09-20 23:15:55 UTC  

Soda is bad

2018-09-20 23:15:57 UTC  

no drink a glass of water and eat 4 eggs scrambled

2018-09-20 23:16:02 UTC  

every morning

2018-09-20 23:16:07 UTC  

It’s diet tho

2018-09-20 23:16:10 UTC  

._.

2018-09-20 23:16:12 UTC  

all soda is bad

2018-09-20 23:16:16 UTC  

^

2018-09-20 23:16:23 UTC  

So is living near traffic

2018-09-20 23:16:29 UTC  

whom'st can eat 4 eggs in the morning

2018-09-20 23:16:32 UTC  

I don't like scrambled eggs

2018-09-20 23:16:46 UTC  

i cant easily move house but i can easily stop drinking poison

2018-09-20 23:17:16 UTC  

The poison won’t hurt until like 60

2018-09-20 23:17:19 UTC  

I like my eggs sunny side up or over easy

2018-09-20 23:17:20 UTC  

And by that time who cares

2018-09-20 23:17:26 UTC  

Ur body is falling apart anyway

2018-09-20 23:17:51 UTC  

i plan on living until im very old with many children smh i need to look after them

2018-09-20 23:18:03 UTC  

I only eat scrambled eggs with ketchup

2018-09-20 23:18:06 UTC  

cant tell grandkids stories if im dead smdh

2018-09-20 23:18:15 UTC  

@Deleted User what the fuck

2018-09-20 23:18:20 UTC  

that sound disgusting lmao

2018-09-20 23:18:28 UTC  

Last I checked soda hasn’t killed anyone except fat ppl

2018-09-20 23:18:38 UTC  

Scrambled eggs and ketchup is good

2018-09-20 23:18:40 UTC  

if you drink soda youll get fat and die

2018-09-20 23:18:46 UTC  

Diet*