Message from @Deleted User
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if I had my way hand on heart I'd never interact with or have sexual relations with any cis female ever again
they are too much trouble
its only a matter of time before this bitch screws me over in some horrible way
mark my words it'll happen
u have a maid?
are those expensive?
yes I have a maid its fairly cheap like 40 bucks a pop....she only comes in like 2-3 times a week when I need her
I don't have time for that shit
nor can I find a tranny maid so until then this polish chick I've hired for 5 years across 3 different apartment moves will do
ill just make my wife dress up like a maid
wish she would make me dress up as made though tbh
JP just hire for an hour long session and then have her clean and play vidya
lmao what like a tranny hooker?
bit expensive that'd be like 180 an hour for a good looking one
nah fam polack girl is ok
lets hope she doesnt fuck up
which I still firmly believe she will they always do
become the maid
nah 6ft tall bearded dudes don't look good in maids outfits....unless I was gonna have a pop at entering the eurovision song contest 😂
i bet putting on a maid outfit is like an RPG item and raises cleaning Skill +5
I have enough um...gold in my coffers to hire help
besides whats the point of having a good job and a nice apartment anyways if you cant hire underlings to clean for you?
its part of the enjoyment
cause maids steal ur watch
WOAH
THE MORGZ IS HERE
my whole life I've cleaned up other peoples messes be they metaphorical or literal
its just nice to have someone working for me now
it keeps that itch at the back of my head that is depression by smacking it over the head every few days going
"hey ya you dont have to do that shit anymore"
@Deleted User he your gay boyfriend?
no
why not?
i dont like communist
you need to convert homos to heterosexuality
sad
i aint bob the builder
i cant fix things
YES YOU CAN
sorry I couldnt fucking help myself
Ooof
@Eris started patting @Bear :3
https://cdn.weeb.sh/images/HkZqkyFvZ.gif
Woah
Headpats are the best
that was a nice nap
Exactly