I dont even think I have any salt in this apartment

I mean I just moved in but still unlikely I'll even bother buying any

JP get your maid to buy you salt

ok maybe she can extract it from the cummies I deposited into her cunt yesterday

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Bruh

anyways she doesnt do shopping for me she just cleans has a smoke with me occasionally and when shes in the mood we fuck

I've known her like 5 years but I'd never let a cis female do shopping for me

thats one step too far fam

I have fucking dignity

well

some

JP refuses to allow a woman to fulfill her role

shes like the only cis female I let near me these days

I'm not corrupting it with groceries

Wow JP rage against the system

if I had my way hand on heart I'd never interact with or have sexual relations with any cis female ever again

they are too much trouble

its only a matter of time before this bitch screws me over in some horrible way

mark my words it'll happen

u have a maid?

are those expensive?

yes I have a maid its fairly cheap like 40 bucks a pop....she only comes in like 2-3 times a week when I need her

I don't have time for that shit

nor can I find a tranny maid so until then this polish chick I've hired for 5 years across 3 different apartment moves will do

ill just make my wife dress up like a maid

wish she would make me dress up as made though tbh

JP just hire for an hour long session and then have her clean and play vidya

lmao what like a tranny hooker?

bit expensive that'd be like 180 an hour for a good looking one

nah fam polack girl is ok

lets hope she doesnt fuck up

which I still firmly believe she will they always do

become the maid

nah 6ft tall bearded dudes don't look good in maids outfits....unless I was gonna have a pop at entering the eurovision song contest 😂

i bet putting on a maid outfit is like an RPG item and raises cleaning Skill +5

I have enough um...gold in my coffers to hire help

besides whats the point of having a good job and a nice apartment anyways if you cant hire underlings to clean for you?

its part of the enjoyment

cause maids steal ur watch

WOAH

I CANT BELIEVE

THE MORGZ IS HERE

my whole life I've cleaned up other peoples messes be they metaphorical or literal

its just nice to have someone working for me now

it keeps that itch at the back of my head that is depression by smacking it over the head every few days going

"hey ya you dont have to do that shit anymore"

@Deleted User he your gay boyfriend?

no

why not?

i dont like communist

you need to convert homos to heterosexuality