Message from @J.P.

Discord ID: 570856006196920332


2019-04-25 06:11:40 UTC  

become the maid

2019-04-25 06:12:42 UTC  

nah 6ft tall bearded dudes don't look good in maids outfits....unless I was gonna have a pop at entering the eurovision song contest 😂

2019-04-25 06:12:45 UTC  

i bet putting on a maid outfit is like an RPG item and raises cleaning Skill +5

2019-04-25 06:13:51 UTC  

I have enough um...gold in my coffers to hire help

besides whats the point of having a good job and a nice apartment anyways if you cant hire underlings to clean for you?

2019-04-25 06:13:58 UTC  

its part of the enjoyment

2019-04-25 06:14:29 UTC  

cause maids steal ur watch

2019-04-25 06:14:35 UTC  

2019-04-25 06:15:06 UTC  

WOAH

2019-04-25 06:15:09 UTC  

I CANT BELIEVE

2019-04-25 06:15:14 UTC  

THE MORGZ IS HERE

2019-04-25 06:15:30 UTC  

my whole life I've cleaned up other peoples messes be they metaphorical or literal

its just nice to have someone working for me now

it keeps that itch at the back of my head that is depression by smacking it over the head every few days going

"hey ya you dont have to do that shit anymore"

2019-04-25 06:16:44 UTC  

@Deleted User he your gay boyfriend?

2019-04-25 06:16:52 UTC  

no

2019-04-25 06:16:56 UTC  

why not?

2019-04-25 06:17:01 UTC  

i dont like communist

2019-04-25 06:17:04 UTC  

you need to convert homos to heterosexuality

2019-04-25 06:17:20 UTC  

sad

2019-04-25 06:17:32 UTC  

i aint bob the builder

2019-04-25 06:17:35 UTC  

i cant fix things

2019-04-25 06:17:51 UTC  

YES YOU CAN

2019-04-25 06:17:57 UTC  

sorry I couldnt fucking help myself

2019-04-25 06:18:25 UTC  

Ooof

2019-04-25 09:53:34 UTC  
2019-04-25 09:55:18 UTC  

Woah

2019-04-25 09:55:32 UTC  

Headpats are the best

2019-04-25 12:10:37 UTC  

that was a nice nap

2019-04-25 12:13:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489003669493121031/570945396902330387/unknown.png

2019-04-25 12:38:24 UTC  

Exactly

2019-04-25 12:44:44 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489003669493121031/570953341601972230/unknown.png

2019-04-25 12:44:51 UTC  

this is gonna be such a shit show

2019-04-25 12:44:58 UTC  

fuckin amazing

2019-04-25 12:57:53 UTC  

Can't wait to see who gets suicided with several shots to the back of the head

2019-04-25 13:02:19 UTC  

oh yeha for sure

2019-04-25 13:52:23 UTC  

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2019-04-25 13:52:50 UTC  

fuckin 😠

2019-04-25 13:52:59 UTC  

wat is even going on anymore

2019-04-25 13:53:04 UTC  

Shit is disgusting

2019-04-25 14:56:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489003669493121031/570986487185670144/unknown.png

2019-04-25 14:56:29 UTC  

the tables turn

2019-04-25 15:20:19 UTC  

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2019-04-25 15:20:36 UTC  

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