Message from @J.P.

Discord ID: 571485017193185291


2019-04-26 23:37:08 UTC  

are they naked or doing sexual stuff?

2019-04-26 23:37:14 UTC  

if yes then lewd

2019-04-26 23:37:20 UTC  

if no then cute

2019-04-26 23:37:24 UTC  

nope just some protruding yet covered nipples

2019-04-26 23:37:32 UTC  

thats fine

2019-04-26 23:37:43 UTC  

ah, a reasonable person

2019-04-26 23:40:02 UTC  

anyone else done this?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489003669493121031/571480640495550475/fb9049dcbe55cc00ca9420c1e122638de95f460e_hq.jpg

2019-04-26 23:47:09 UTC  

lmfao

2019-04-26 23:48:24 UTC  

this image is powerful

2019-04-26 23:49:00 UTC  

Don’t leave your stuff in the bathroom geez

2019-04-26 23:49:56 UTC  

dude

2019-04-26 23:49:59 UTC  

ok story time

2019-04-26 23:51:28 UTC  

<:GoodMorning:495069029468340244>

2019-04-26 23:51:52 UTC  

so back in 2008 I was living with my folks for the summer and i got a fleshlight....I normally gave it a small soak in the sink full of warm water in the bathroom while i showered and then yeeted it out when i dried off

then cornstarch it after drying as recommended

but one morning I FUCKING FORGOT

and my fucking grandmother found it

I WAS MORTIFIED

2019-04-26 23:52:41 UTC  

oof

2019-04-26 23:53:09 UTC  

you are the meme

2019-04-26 23:53:36 UTC  

I am the meme man

2019-04-26 23:54:38 UTC  

not as embarassing as when my landlords electrician was checking the electricity breaker under the stairs in the cupboard and found my fucking 16 inch double ended dildo

2019-04-26 23:56:35 UTC  

Have you like

2019-04-26 23:56:39 UTC  

Used that before?

2019-04-26 23:57:25 UTC  

its mostly for people i play with but i have used it a couple of times

that kinda butt stuff doesnt hit my prostate right and i cant get off on it

2019-04-27 00:32:42 UTC  

this nigga has no boundaries

2019-04-27 00:41:22 UTC  

my woofer found a snake hole in the yard and dug the fuck out of it

2019-04-27 00:42:14 UTC  

excuse me i have some pretty hard limits

NEVER EVER WILL I ....play battle royale games 😂

2019-04-27 00:43:59 UTC  

OR healers in mmos

2019-04-27 01:10:23 UTC  

twitter is so gd lame without eris fr

2019-04-27 01:11:04 UTC  

also wheres the freakin cage pic

2019-04-27 01:22:09 UTC  

yep it is pretty fuckin lame

2019-04-27 01:22:24 UTC  

leveling up machinist on ff xiv

2019-04-27 01:25:01 UTC  

y'all fans of dunkey?

2019-04-27 01:25:09 UTC  

funny videogame video guy?

2019-04-27 01:25:42 UTC  

well guess what niggers here's a video of his wife getting BLACKED

2019-04-27 01:26:30 UTC  

seen it like a week ago

2019-04-27 01:27:01 UTC  

i'm not surprised

2019-04-27 01:27:30 UTC  

and tbh I cant stand listening to dunkey he sounds like my old heroin dealer

2019-04-27 01:28:37 UTC  

if my wife ever did something behind my back well....

2019-04-27 01:29:25 UTC  

id go down a similiar path as JP probably

2019-04-27 01:30:21 UTC  

but looks like it wasnt behind his back, what a mushy pushover

2019-04-27 01:30:37 UTC  

>behind my back

2019-04-27 01:30:40 UTC  

nigga he's the one filming