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so back in 2008 I was living with my folks for the summer and i got a fleshlight....I normally gave it a small soak in the sink full of warm water in the bathroom while i showered and then yeeted it out when i dried off

then cornstarch it after drying as recommended

but one morning I FUCKING FORGOT

and my fucking grandmother found it

I WAS MORTIFIED

oof

you are the meme

I am the meme man

not as embarassing as when my landlords electrician was checking the electricity breaker under the stairs in the cupboard and found my fucking 16 inch double ended dildo

Have you like

Used that before?

its mostly for people i play with but i have used it a couple of times

that kinda butt stuff doesnt hit my prostate right and i cant get off on it

this nigga has no boundaries

my woofer found a snake hole in the yard and dug the fuck out of it

excuse me i have some pretty hard limits

NEVER EVER WILL I ....play battle royale games 😂

OR healers in mmos

twitter is so gd lame without eris fr

also wheres the freakin cage pic

yep it is pretty fuckin lame

leveling up machinist on ff xiv

y'all fans of dunkey?

funny videogame video guy?

well guess what niggers here's a video of his wife getting BLACKED

https://kiwifarms.tw/threads/dunkey-leah-maurice-cuck-videos.55794/

seen it like a week ago

i'm not surprised

and tbh I cant stand listening to dunkey he sounds like my old heroin dealer

if my wife ever did something behind my back well....

id go down a similiar path as JP probably

but looks like it wasnt behind his back, what a mushy pushover

>behind my back

nigga he's the one filming

yeah I would never put up with that

i didnt watch the video yet

i would rather beat the shit out of him than fuck his gross ass wife

i dont mind me and whoever im with fucking other people together

thats fine and dandy

but actual cuckoldry nope.jpeg

thats some humiliation shit, cuz we all know he isnt getting anything whatsoever. he might still be getting that nasty puss of hers, but probably not even that

me and my ex used to fuck trannies from fetlife and grindr all the time together

but that aint cucking idk what it is but it aint cucking

threesomes and such

exactly

and i'd sometimes go off and fuck someone else but the offer to join me was always there

still different obviously

i have a very high sex drive i havent met to this day a single person who can keep up with me

Me and wife both have lowish sex drives. Mines a bit higher but thats easy to take care of.