send me 2

16:10 is a really good aspect ratio...its nicer 16:9 has no place on anyones workspace its a meme normie ratio for movie watching faggots who never do anything else

movies are 21:9 anyway

*some movies

not all

*good movies

I have an old ultrawide as well

2160x1080

its not great but its alright too

god im so fucking bored without twitter

yeah

it sucks

im not even on there

im actually just sitting outside on the balcony smoking

not sure if cute cow girls belong in lewd or cute channel

are they naked or doing sexual stuff?

if yes then lewd

if no then cute

nope just some protruding yet covered nipples

thats fine

ah, a reasonable person

anyone else done this?

lmfao

this image is powerful

Don’t leave your stuff in the bathroom geez

dude

ok story time

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so back in 2008 I was living with my folks for the summer and i got a fleshlight....I normally gave it a small soak in the sink full of warm water in the bathroom while i showered and then yeeted it out when i dried off

then cornstarch it after drying as recommended

but one morning I FUCKING FORGOT

and my fucking grandmother found it

I WAS MORTIFIED

oof

you are the meme

I am the meme man

not as embarassing as when my landlords electrician was checking the electricity breaker under the stairs in the cupboard and found my fucking 16 inch double ended dildo

Have you like

Used that before?

its mostly for people i play with but i have used it a couple of times

that kinda butt stuff doesnt hit my prostate right and i cant get off on it

this nigga has no boundaries

my woofer found a snake hole in the yard and dug the fuck out of it

excuse me i have some pretty hard limits

NEVER EVER WILL I ....play battle royale games 😂

OR healers in mmos

twitter is so gd lame without eris fr