Message from @J.P.
Discord ID: 571479936712441879
wish i had a second monitor
tbh
I have like a storage unit with like 20 of the bastards lol my storage unit is all computer shit from 1984 - 2019
I got a job lot of older 2012 i think dell high-ish end workstation monitors they are 16:10 so a bit taller than 16:9 but they are well over 1080p
sheeeeeeit
send me 2
16:10 is a really good aspect ratio...its nicer 16:9 has no place on anyones workspace its a meme normie ratio for movie watching faggots who never do anything else
movies are 21:9 anyway
*some movies
not all
*good movies
I have an old ultrawide as well
2160x1080
its not great but its alright too
god im so fucking bored without twitter
yeah
it sucks
im not even on there
im actually just sitting outside on the balcony smoking
not sure if cute cow girls belong in lewd or cute channel
are they naked or doing sexual stuff?
if no then cute
nope just some protruding yet covered nipples
thats fine
ah, a reasonable person
anyone else done this?
lmfao
this image is powerful
Don’t leave your stuff in the bathroom geez
dude
ok story time
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so back in 2008 I was living with my folks for the summer and i got a fleshlight....I normally gave it a small soak in the sink full of warm water in the bathroom while i showered and then yeeted it out when i dried off
then cornstarch it after drying as recommended
but one morning I FUCKING FORGOT
and my fucking grandmother found it
I WAS MORTIFIED
oof
you are the meme
I am the meme man
not as embarassing as when my landlords electrician was checking the electricity breaker under the stairs in the cupboard and found my fucking 16 inch double ended dildo
Have you like
Used that before?
its mostly for people i play with but i have used it a couple of times
that kinda butt stuff doesnt hit my prostate right and i cant get off on it
this nigga has no boundaries