Message from @J.P.

Discord ID: 571479802721337359


2019-04-26 23:16:52 UTC  

my fam bought it for me

2019-04-26 23:17:00 UTC  

cheap was the name of the game

2019-04-26 23:17:55 UTC  

yee well like i said when the new amd cards my old build parts you can haz

idgaf and i dont do ebay its the big gay

2019-04-26 23:18:49 UTC  

wish i had a second monitor

2019-04-26 23:19:01 UTC  

tbh

2019-04-26 23:20:31 UTC  

I have like a storage unit with like 20 of the bastards lol my storage unit is all computer shit from 1984 - 2019

I got a job lot of older 2012 i think dell high-ish end workstation monitors they are 16:10 so a bit taller than 16:9 but they are well over 1080p

2019-04-26 23:20:44 UTC  

sheeeeeeit

2019-04-26 23:21:17 UTC  

send me 2

2019-04-26 23:21:40 UTC  

16:10 is a really good aspect ratio...its nicer 16:9 has no place on anyones workspace its a meme normie ratio for movie watching faggots who never do anything else

2019-04-26 23:22:08 UTC  

movies are 21:9 anyway

2019-04-26 23:22:21 UTC  

*some movies

2019-04-26 23:22:24 UTC  

not all

2019-04-26 23:22:27 UTC  

*good movies

2019-04-26 23:22:39 UTC  

I have an old ultrawide as well

2019-04-26 23:22:47 UTC  

2160x1080

2019-04-26 23:22:54 UTC  

its not great but its alright too

2019-04-26 23:34:13 UTC  

god im so fucking bored without twitter

2019-04-26 23:36:25 UTC  

yeah

2019-04-26 23:36:27 UTC  

it sucks

2019-04-26 23:36:31 UTC  

im not even on there

2019-04-26 23:36:42 UTC  

im actually just sitting outside on the balcony smoking

2019-04-26 23:36:44 UTC  

not sure if cute cow girls belong in lewd or cute channel

2019-04-26 23:37:08 UTC  

are they naked or doing sexual stuff?

2019-04-26 23:37:14 UTC  

if yes then lewd

2019-04-26 23:37:20 UTC  

if no then cute

2019-04-26 23:37:24 UTC  

nope just some protruding yet covered nipples

2019-04-26 23:37:32 UTC  

thats fine

2019-04-26 23:37:43 UTC  

ah, a reasonable person

2019-04-26 23:40:02 UTC  

anyone else done this?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489003669493121031/571480640495550475/fb9049dcbe55cc00ca9420c1e122638de95f460e_hq.jpg

2019-04-26 23:47:09 UTC  

lmfao

2019-04-26 23:48:24 UTC  

this image is powerful

2019-04-26 23:49:00 UTC  

Don’t leave your stuff in the bathroom geez

2019-04-26 23:49:56 UTC  

dude

2019-04-26 23:49:59 UTC  

ok story time

2019-04-26 23:51:28 UTC  

<:GoodMorning:495069029468340244>

2019-04-26 23:51:52 UTC  

so back in 2008 I was living with my folks for the summer and i got a fleshlight....I normally gave it a small soak in the sink full of warm water in the bathroom while i showered and then yeeted it out when i dried off

then cornstarch it after drying as recommended

but one morning I FUCKING FORGOT

and my fucking grandmother found it

I WAS MORTIFIED

2019-04-26 23:52:41 UTC  

oof

2019-04-26 23:53:09 UTC  

you are the meme

2019-04-26 23:53:36 UTC  

I am the meme man

2019-04-26 23:54:38 UTC  

not as embarassing as when my landlords electrician was checking the electricity breaker under the stairs in the cupboard and found my fucking 16 inch double ended dildo

2019-04-26 23:56:35 UTC  

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