Yet

Sleepy is life

Nice, chandelier is funny

SLEEPY

IS

LIFE

Sleepy is love

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Shrek
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

never gonna happen

what the shrek

you're a shrek

IM BEING BULLIED

nobody cares ur being

Get bullied nerd

I put the number of my local pizza hut

Thats what u get for being gay fgt

What’d this nigga do? Kiss a man on the cheek? LMFAOOO

Probably just did what kevin spacy did

https://youtu.be/JGNwEvhNsjk

https://youtu.be/_0QfDcoBw2Q

<@&489004457007513601> What if they invented a new method to ban people just to ban you?

Use gab

Its hella gay

Well more like closeted

But same thing rly

gab is fucking awful

it's like /pol/ if everyone was a tripfag

you're the biggest like /pol/ here

tru

So join nigga

Why denay it?

Just join the fagsquad

Its hip with the youth

So much soy

there's no cute anime girls on gab

Become 1 my frien

I miss your shitposts

U gotto put them somewhere

gimme a phone number fren

Damn

Get a new one. Ask ur operator