Message from @Deleted User
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Shes the best female
Well
As far as we know
Havent seen her nude
Yet
Sleepy is life
Nice, chandelier is funny
SLEEPY
IS
LIFE
Sleepy is love
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Shrek
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
never gonna happen
what the shrek
you're a shrek
IM BEING BULLIED
nobody cares ur being
Get bullied nerd
I put the number of my local pizza hut
Thats what u get for being gay fgt
Probably just did what kevin spacy did
<@&489004457007513601> What if they invented a new method to ban people just to ban you?
Use gab
Its hella gay
Well more like closeted
But same thing rly
gab is fucking awful
it's like /pol/ if everyone was a tripfag
you're the biggest like /pol/ here
tru
So join nigga
Why denay it?
Just join the fagsquad
Its hip with the youth
So much soy
there's no cute anime girls on gab
Become 1 my frien
I miss your shitposts