Message from @Bear
Discord ID: 599143218046566420
lol sleepy.? again?
Nyanners is great, though.
Yup
Shes the best female
Well
As far as we know
Havent seen her nude
Yet
Sleepy is life
Nice, chandelier is funny
SLEEPY
IS
LIFE
Sleepy is love
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Shrek
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
never gonna happen
what the shrek
you're a shrek
IM BEING BULLIED
nobody cares ur being
I put the number of my local pizza hut
Thats what u get for being gay fgt
What’d this nigga do? Kiss a man on the cheek? LMFAOOO
Probably just did what kevin spacy did
<@&489004457007513601> What if they invented a new method to ban people just to ban you?
Use gab
Its hella gay
Well more like closeted
But same thing rly
gab is fucking awful
it's like /pol/ if everyone was a tripfag
you're the biggest like /pol/ here
tru
So join nigga
Why denay it?
Just join the fagsquad
Its hip with the youth
So much soy