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2019-07-29 21:21:23 UTC  

from order comes chaos, which in turn creates order

2019-07-29 21:21:27 UTC  

its a cycle

2019-07-29 21:21:27 UTC  

you just said it wasn't a cycle

2019-07-29 21:21:44 UTC  

Ahh

2019-07-29 21:21:53 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489003669493121031/605510336120094750/chart.png

2019-07-29 21:22:45 UTC  

Hmm

2019-07-29 21:22:58 UTC  

Eris sounds like a bitch though, I mean the goddess.

2019-07-29 21:24:06 UTC  

But I imagine her being pretty hot. Like the emotionally draining girlfriend you hate but also love immensely because without her your life would be very boring.

2019-07-29 21:25:29 UTC  

im going to link the wiki article on discordianism, however note that it does say it was founded as a parody religion, however this is specifically talking about the discordianism based on the book, however the cult of eris has existed since the ancient greeks (granted they werent super chaotic, they would get crucified if they were, but they definatetly werent "normal")

2019-07-29 21:25:57 UTC  

just like how theres two satansims today, ones the parody, ones legitimate

2019-07-29 21:26:19 UTC  

The Chaos Insurgency is the best GOI faction.

2019-07-29 21:26:27 UTC  

this may be talking about the book version discordianism but the book was based on ancient beliefs

2019-07-29 21:26:45 UTC  

so its pretty accurate reflection of what an Erisian is like

2019-07-29 21:27:00 UTC  

```The Principia Discordia, if read literally, encourages the worship of the Greek goddess Eris, known in Latin as Discordia, the goddess of disorder, or archetypes and ideals associated with her. Depending on the version of Discordianism, Eris might be considered the goddess exclusively of disorder or the goddess of disorder and chaos. Both views are supported by the Principia Discordia. The Principia Discordia holds three core principles: the Aneristic (order), the Eristic (disorder), and the notion that both are mere illusions. Due to these principles, a Discordian believes there is no distinction between disorder and chaos, since the only difference between the two is that one refers to 'order'. An argument presented by the text is that it is only by rejecting these principles that you can truly perceive reality as it is, chaos.

It is difficult to estimate the number of Discordians because they are not required to hold Discordianism as their only belief system,[3] and because, by nature of the system itself, there is an encouragement to form schisms and cabals.```

2019-07-29 21:29:33 UTC  

i love this quote @Weaboo Kempeitai , it perfectly describes discordianism

2019-07-29 21:29:35 UTC  

```Discordianism is, depending on who you ask, an elaborate joke disguised as a religion, or a religion disguised as an elaborate joke```

2019-07-29 21:30:01 UTC  

im the latter

2019-07-29 21:30:01 UTC  

huh?lol you actually think you're the?

2019-07-29 21:48:15 UTC  

Im a chadanist

2019-07-29 21:48:16 UTC  

hurr hurr i'm a chadanist

2019-07-29 21:49:35 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489003669493121031/605517303416619070/1362695455-35.png

2019-07-29 22:58:34 UTC  

@㊀㊁㊂㊃㊄㊅㊆㊇㊈㊉ my favorite is `Sometimes I take humor seriously. Sometimes I take seriousness humerously.`

2019-07-29 23:44:36 UTC  

Hey bros its ya boy

2019-07-29 23:44:50 UTC  

ITS YA BOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYY

2019-07-29 23:46:57 UTC  

Classic wow less than 30 days

2019-07-29 23:49:34 UTC  

Eris do rights exist?

2019-07-29 23:49:39 UTC  

yes

2019-07-29 23:49:44 UTC  

Oh

2019-07-29 23:49:45 UTC  

Human rights suck

2019-07-29 23:49:59 UTC  

What kind of rights? Like, negative rights?

2019-07-29 23:50:29 UTC  

Like, "don't touch my shit" rights, or "gibs me dat cuz I needs it" rights?

2019-07-29 23:51:58 UTC  

yeah only negative rights

2019-07-29 23:56:45 UTC  

Bro I hate white guilt boomers

2019-07-29 23:56:54 UTC  

Ate too much spaghetti

2019-07-29 23:57:00 UTC  

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2019-07-29 23:57:05 UTC  

Tummy hurt

2019-07-29 23:57:08 UTC  

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2019-07-29 23:57:14 UTC  

Sorry fren but spaget good

2019-07-29 23:57:17 UTC  

Yeah and self consciousness

2019-07-29 23:57:28 UTC  

Fuck em kot