It lubricates itself, dude. The butthole is an exit.

beef flaps

Better than hole where shit come out of.

nah

buttholes are aesthetic

No they aren't

And vaginas come in many shapes and sizes

Some look nice

i've never seen a pussy that wasnt gross

That's because you're gay

tru

That's bad, Eris. You could make a great dad, mom, thing.

lol

Mommy Eris, playing Minecraft with the kids.

no ty

i hate being around people

What will you do with your life tho

being around some cum goblins 24/7/365 who i have to give constant attention to

nightmare

You can't stay a NEET forever, Eris. You gotta find work.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Or get into a profession.

i'll be a neet until my mom dies then ill buy a gun and murder/suicide hillary clinton

Eris noooo

But that seems a bit hard on your mom.

You'd make a good lawyer, or something. You're a good debator.

Hell, you can just find a man and become some vague imitation of a housewife.

nah

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lol this twitter shit is more fun when i figure out how to actually use it

Mommy

Woah

i would fuck that titan

you couldn't fuck even if you tried

i assume its a titan

Thats Calia Menethil

She got killed and then the naaru was like you got a fat ass bitch u back

Mfw Elune

Oh, is it Calia

Isn't sylvanas doing some spooky shit with her atm

Nah