Maybe. But I want a legacy, y'know.
@Eris This
I will marry a woman, move her to Alaska, where I'll train my kids to survive the collapse.
Many other ways to get a legacy than spunking your Mayo in some disgusting slimehole
What's disgusting about pussy?
everything
Like?
It lubricates itself, dude. The butthole is an exit.
beef flaps
Better than hole where shit come out of.
nah
buttholes are aesthetic
No they aren't
And vaginas come in many shapes and sizes
Some look nice
i've never seen a pussy that wasnt gross
That's because you're gay
tru
That's bad, Eris. You could make a great dad, mom, thing.
lol
Mommy Eris, playing Minecraft with the kids.
no ty
i hate being around people
What will you do with your life tho
being around some cum goblins 24/7/365 who i have to give constant attention to
nightmare
You can't stay a NEET forever, Eris. You gotta find work.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Or get into a profession.
i'll be a neet until my mom dies then ill buy a gun and murder/suicide hillary clinton
Eris noooo
But that seems a bit hard on your mom.
You'd make a good lawyer, or something. You're a good debator.
Hell, you can just find a man and become some vague imitation of a housewife.
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lol this twitter shit is more fun when i figure out how to actually use it
Mommy
Woah
i would fuck that titan
you couldn't fuck even if you tried
