Message from @Ilya Muromets

Discord ID: 338850012534669312


2017-07-24 01:06:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/338849404939403264/303443-command-conquer-teil-1-der-tiberiumkonflikt-limitierte-sonderedition-dos-front-cover.png

2017-07-24 01:06:35 UTC  

shhh

2017-07-24 01:06:40 UTC  

I've always found that making your voice amp for your mask all distorted and crackly works for pure intemidation

2017-07-24 01:06:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/338849500712009739/bowlicide.jpg

2017-07-24 01:06:57 UTC  

whoa you can really dothat

2017-07-24 01:07:00 UTC  

Plus blacked mirror lenses does wonders

2017-07-24 01:07:01 UTC  

i should be an army man

2017-07-24 01:07:02 UTC  

bad tan man is gay if u agree react to this bost

2017-07-24 01:07:08 UTC  

there's me at work @northern_confederate

2017-07-24 01:07:11 UTC  

yeah talking through the gas mask is spoopy with the voice box

2017-07-24 01:07:25 UTC  

FEED ME TEARS

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/338849619918192641/B5GwtaqCUAARLZ5.png

2017-07-24 01:07:26 UTC  

I dude I modded mine, I sound like the fucking terminator with it on.

2017-07-24 01:07:33 UTC  

ok gotta go eat dinner with the boomers, fuck vacation, be back fam

2017-07-24 01:07:35 UTC  

(Personal one, not my department one)

2017-07-24 01:07:39 UTC  

i wish i wasnt a limp wristed faggot

2017-07-24 01:07:43 UTC  

i wish i was an army man

2017-07-24 01:08:18 UTC  

nothings stopping you from signing up

2017-07-24 01:08:30 UTC  

army needs people all the time, from what I understand.

2017-07-24 01:08:36 UTC  

you're one of those two things

2017-07-24 01:08:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/338849973686763520/siege.png

2017-07-24 01:08:58 UTC  

just get good at war one way or another

2017-07-24 01:09:03 UTC  

figure it out

2017-07-24 01:09:04 UTC  

when I have gas mask and a radio on there is a lot of bane posting over the platoon radio net

2017-07-24 01:09:13 UTC  

" WE HAVE THE OBJECTIVE BROTHER"

2017-07-24 01:09:18 UTC  

ok gotta go boomers cucking hard

2017-07-24 01:09:19 UTC  

"THE FIRE RISES"

2017-07-24 01:09:22 UTC  

be back

2017-07-24 01:09:32 UTC  

"Do you feel in charge?"

2017-07-24 01:09:41 UTC  

Well...

2017-07-24 01:09:45 UTC  

I technically am..

2017-07-24 01:09:46 UTC  

so

2017-07-24 01:09:47 UTC  

Yes.

2017-07-24 01:10:18 UTC  

Rock Paper Rank, Rank wins every time.

2017-07-24 01:10:31 UTC  

:^)

2017-07-24 01:10:36 UTC  

Hence why they would not feel in charge

2017-07-24 01:10:52 UTC  

Lol I gave an order to a squad over the net and SL is one of our guys

2017-07-24 01:11:04 UTC  

reply was "Hail Hitler" over the net as they assaulted the building

2017-07-24 01:11:54 UTC  

over armored vehicles rolling into the outpost and guys on gate guard throw up the salute and I throw one back as we roll through security line

2017-07-24 01:12:48 UTC  

we were in garrison and I went and got lunch with the other officers, we were in my truck and turning back onto the main road to unit, a truck of my guys was going by, they had windows down and yelled seig heil and threw their arms up hahahaha

2017-07-24 01:12:49 UTC  

fucking hell

2017-07-24 01:13:01 UTC  

Sounds like the last nonpozzed holdout