Message from @JewishBastard

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2020-01-09 18:17:08 UTC  

Ask them if 9/11 was an inside job

2020-01-09 18:18:31 UTC  

`` Iranian civil aviation authorities rejected reports that the Ukrainian passenger jet departing Tehran was shot down by a missile, calling them 'illogical rumors'.

"Scientifically, it is impossible that a missile hit the Ukrainian plane, and such rumours are illogical," Ali Abedzadeh, head of Iran's of Civil Aviation Organization, said on Thursday, according to the news agency ISNA.``

2020-01-09 18:18:45 UTC  

Akshually... Scientifically

2020-01-09 18:19:28 UTC  

They also said that the US are trying to get Ukrainian to start a war with Iran

2020-01-09 18:19:56 UTC  

Fuckin' tampering with the crime scene, withholding the black box

2020-01-09 18:20:00 UTC  

Oof

2020-01-09 18:20:06 UTC  

but 'trust us we didn't shoot it down'

2020-01-09 18:20:40 UTC  

I wanna bet that they thought it was a American plane

2020-01-09 18:20:59 UTC  

Clearly they wouldn't deliberately shoot down an airliner, nobody wins in that case

2020-01-09 18:21:22 UTC  

Bullshit its iran

2020-01-09 18:21:28 UTC  

it would have to be some kind of triggerhappy defense system

2020-01-09 18:21:58 UTC  

there were Iranian citizens on it..

2020-01-09 18:22:00 UTC  

It was probably really an accident, but that type of accident is just so... out there... how in the world...

2020-01-09 18:22:29 UTC  

147 of them were Iranian

2020-01-09 18:23:04 UTC  

But still

2020-01-09 18:23:40 UTC  

If it was accident then why hold the black box

2020-01-09 18:23:50 UTC  

<:thunk:462282216467333140>

2020-01-09 18:24:04 UTC  

Because accidentally shooting a plane down with a SAM is still *really* bad news for Iran

2020-01-09 18:24:19 UTC  

it shouldn't happen

2020-01-09 18:24:32 UTC  

Worse that they are covering it up

2020-01-09 18:24:58 UTC  

Especially during the time too

2020-01-09 18:25:53 UTC  

yeah who knows .. if it's concluded it was shot down it won't matter what Iran say they'll still feel the fall out

2020-01-09 18:29:10 UTC  

True

2020-01-09 18:29:42 UTC  

Guess now we know why Iran shouldn't have nuclear technology.

2020-01-09 18:30:05 UTC  

Didnt the forgein minster of iran accuse trump of plotting a war crime or something like that

2020-01-09 18:31:03 UTC  

"Sir, we just accidentally nuked NYC!"
"Can't you wait your turn?! We're still getting calls from Tokyo about yesterday!"

2020-01-09 18:35:20 UTC  

Oh no

2020-01-09 18:36:20 UTC  

-You shot down Plane?
-No
-Ok, let us get Black Box to make Sure
-No

2020-01-09 18:39:28 UTC  

Imagine if that interaction had actually started with "what plane?"

2020-01-09 18:40:23 UTC  

-Ok, let's inspect the crash site
-I bulldozed it

2020-01-09 18:43:52 UTC  

>Iran forgien minster accuses trump of planning a war crime
>Shoots down a civilian plane
>"I never said that"

2020-01-09 18:45:52 UTC  

>Trump removes kebab
>Iran says they will retaliate
>Iran shoots down plane full of Iranians
>Iran: We have concluded our response

2020-01-09 18:55:05 UTC  

Aight so this isn't looking like a war lmao. Just Iran being retarded.

2020-01-09 19:07:19 UTC  

Iran strong

2020-01-09 19:09:19 UTC  

> US intelligence detected anti-aircraft radars turning on before the crash and that satellites detected two infrared blips, thought to be SA-15 missile launches, that were followed by another blip, the aircraft explosion.

2020-01-09 19:09:37 UTC  

<:hyperthink:462282519883284480>

2020-01-09 19:11:00 UTC  

Wait

2020-01-09 19:52:49 UTC  

Fucking Canadian Press... Orange Man Bad? *Sighs* Denying Iran any fucking agency.

2020-01-09 19:59:09 UTC  

Justin Trudeau is currently answering questions about the downed flight. Few questions from the Canada's press has been do we blame Trump~