It's just to be petty

what is more british than being needlessly petty

3 meters of the border each side of france

Land lock them

Tax everything

give macron a single fish and tell him thats all hes getting

^

Poland gets money from Germany as a lump sum

better yet fish it out of eu waters

Doesnt even impact us, it's just for fun

Massive beneficiary... Guilty?

^ Poland

Any Englishman in Germany gets to slap any german official they see

@oblongy yeah say it's for ww2

Any tax taken from Russia automatically gets paid to Poland

i say the best way is to fuck the EU over by going full Singapore on their asses

Nuclear option

France gets rid of nukes

Because they're bad for the environment

Then just make shit up about why we wont

no ask for reparations for the norman invasion

NORMANS REEEEEE

I hope they have lists of demands equal to each of the EUs that's just as petty

ask for a sign in the chunnel "now leaving the EU enjoy your stay in the real world"

we want all the hot french maids too. all of them.

>miscegenation with the fr*nch

degeneracy

Ditto on the maids

Hell a jap in one will do

Anyway politics...

What do you think we should start making? Or make again?

Something high-tech that China is making, a few more epidemics and we'll be laughing, and people are starting to want to avoid their tech which will boost our market even more

Fair enough

steel

start making cheap good quality steel again

Telecoms equipment and robotics

As well as large scale engineering like shipbuilding or parts for power stations

get swan hunter making ships again

And Rolls Royce exporting their mini nuclear plants around the world, possibly with the option to pay for them to be guarded by our forces (as long as the land they're on gets the same status as an embassy)

Thats a pretty smart idea actually

Definitely steel and robotics. Deus Ex arms would be the bomb.