Message from @notaglobe
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get boris to build a bridge from cornwall to spain lol
And whoever's champion wins in unarmed combat dictates the trade terms
Take just the holiday spots
We dont want all of spain
It's a shit hole
Offer 30% tariff on Germans cars and deal will be done in 48 hours
Lmao
We only need to demand to annex Catalonia, then immediately set it free
@Nerf Me just tell a scot hell get booze if he beats the fuck out of the EU fighter
Nah we need more to negotiate with
We dont want any of this
It's just to be petty
what is more british than being needlessly petty
3 meters of the border each side of france
Land lock them
Tax everything
give macron a single fish and tell him thats all hes getting
^
Poland gets money from Germany as a lump sum
better yet fish it out of eu waters
Massive beneficiary... Guilty?
^ Poland
Any Englishman in Germany gets to slap any german official they see
Any tax taken from Russia automatically gets paid to Poland
i say the best way is to fuck the EU over by going full Singapore on their asses
Nuclear option
France gets rid of nukes
Because they're bad for the environment
Then just make shit up about why we wont
no ask for reparations for the norman invasion
NORMANS REEEEEE
I hope they have lists of demands equal to each of the EUs that's just as petty
ask for a sign in the chunnel "now leaving the EU enjoy your stay in the real world"
we want all the hot french maids too. all of them.
>miscegenation with the fr*nch
degeneracy
Ditto on the maids
Hell a jap in one will do
Anyway politics...