ligma

*They're just not Fallout games.*

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we have a retard fallout boomer

Fallout 3, also known as *Oblivion with guns*, is the crusty boil on the hobos nut.
Fallout 4, also known as *Ya mums slippery afterbirth*, is the hairy mole on the hobos chin.
Fallout 76, also known as *The hippy horseshittery extravaganza*, is the twisted scab on the hobos bare arse.

And if you disagree with any of that,

Ya face is gay.

Fallout 4 is just a fun sponge

I really liked settlement building in FO4, that is all

Hey, FO3+ are great in their own right is what I'm saying.. *but they're not Fallout games.*

Define "great"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68tCnWFxMTM

game isn't out yet and this shit's already fire https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akx48dLnccQ

“Great”
As in “Large” or “Immense”.
Example, “Your momma is so great that when she sits around the house, she sits *around* the house.”

But for real.
Fallout 3+... ain’t that.

Shit’s gay and lame.

And, tbh, the shit just flat out don’t make sense, from a narrative perspective.
Fallout, the first game, takes place in 2160, that’s over 80 years since the Great War. You set out into the wasteland looking for the water chip, and shits broken and destroyed... but folks are already rebuilding. People get by, they rebuild. That’s what we do.
Fallout 2 comes along, another 80 years have passed, shits starting to look a hell of a lot better. Sure, shits still... scrappy... but there’re places, like vault city, SF and NCR, that look like genuine civilization. Even places like Redding look like genuine towns, albeit very... scrappy.
Then fallout 3 rocks up. It’s another 35 ish years and... shit looks like the bombs have literally just dropped.

Look at that picture.
It doesn’t make sense.
Why is the shell of that house still there?

It’s a weatherboard house.
Them weatherboards would’ve rotted away... like over a century ago.

It's made of plastic

And look at this

This is Chewbacca, Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee - an eight foot tall Wookiee - want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! What does that have to do with this case?

I’ll tell you:

Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! None of this makes sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests. DAMNIT!

You see, there are two types of Wookies. Those that

@Ji should join us dude

so I fought a bear in a veil a couple days ago

something went wrong with the hellenic pantheon though

well shit

I think the game got confused

your character is just too much of a chad

I'm not sure i've ever had this strong a character before, combat wise. The only actual genetic trait he has that makes him good at fighting is brawny, but otherwise he's just really old man that is a fucking beast when it comes to dueling. Currently 73 years old and he has 122 in personal combat skill

jesus

I had a manichean character who had a 112 combat ability and was called slayer of the bedouin

he died because of stress