Message from @Kinky Kitsune (Coomer)

Discord ID: 679658392549195828


2020-02-19 06:04:05 UTC  

It’s a weatherboard house.
Them weatherboards would’ve rotted away... like over a century ago.

2020-02-19 06:05:27 UTC  

It's made of plastic

2020-02-19 06:06:19 UTC  

And look at this

2020-02-19 06:06:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/669679112683651082/679569461946351656/image0.jpg

2020-02-19 06:06:33 UTC  

This is Chewbacca, Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee - an eight foot tall Wookiee - want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! What does that have to do with this case?

2020-02-19 06:06:56 UTC  

I’ll tell you:

2020-02-19 06:06:59 UTC  

Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! None of this makes sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests. DAMNIT!

2020-02-19 06:07:27 UTC  

You see, there are two types of Wookies. Those that

2020-02-19 07:39:53 UTC  

@Ji should join us dude

2020-02-19 11:51:59 UTC  

so I fought a bear in a veil a couple days ago

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/669679112683651082/679656420974657578/unknown.png

2020-02-19 11:52:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/669679112683651082/679656643730079764/unknown.png

2020-02-19 11:54:42 UTC  

something went wrong with the hellenic pantheon though

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/669679112683651082/679657105095262218/unknown.png

2020-02-19 11:55:21 UTC  

well shit

2020-02-19 11:55:42 UTC  

I think the game got confused

2020-02-19 11:55:49 UTC  

your character is just too much of a chad

2020-02-19 11:58:17 UTC  

I'm not sure i've ever had this strong a character before, combat wise. The only actual genetic trait he has that makes him good at fighting is brawny, but otherwise he's just really old man that is a fucking beast when it comes to dueling. Currently 73 years old and he has 122 in personal combat skill

2020-02-19 11:58:55 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/669679112683651082/679658167235379223/unknown.png

2020-02-19 11:59:11 UTC  

jesus

2020-02-19 11:59:40 UTC  

I had a manichean character who had a 112 combat ability and was called slayer of the bedouin

2020-02-19 11:59:44 UTC  

he died because of stress

2020-02-19 11:59:48 UTC  

because of course he did

2020-02-19 11:59:56 UTC  

yeah sometimes the rng just fucks you over

2020-02-19 12:00:05 UTC  

i've had characters at age 40 something die of "natural causes"

2020-02-19 12:00:49 UTC  

the game just generates a random invisible health stat at the generation, so you don't really know what your actual health is

2020-02-19 12:02:54 UTC  

@Pinks help me a bit here

2020-02-19 12:03:10 UTC  

got insanely lucky with this guy though. throughout his life he managed to create an empire title, reform hellenism, create a warrior lodge and become the leader of it, fabricate a claim on the bloodline of Alexander the Great and get a daughter with the child of destiny trait

2020-02-19 12:03:46 UTC  

I almost got the alexander the great bloodline as a varangian

2020-02-19 12:03:52 UTC  

that would have been epic

2020-02-19 12:04:00 UTC  

but he died in battle

2020-02-19 12:04:53 UTC  

there's an achievement if you manage to get five historical bloodlines on your character, but i'm not sure Alexander's bloodline counts towards that

2020-02-19 12:05:27 UTC  

it's not really an historical bloodline in the same sense since it's created through an event, rather than inherited through an existing character

2020-02-19 12:07:30 UTC  

alexander is not on there as far as I cna tell

2020-02-19 12:08:35 UTC  

Yeah figured

2020-02-19 12:09:47 UTC  

I would look in what it was but the fact that the wiki is white and that im currently suffering from the plague or something doesnt help

2020-02-19 12:11:07 UTC  

yeha it's a special bloodline

2020-02-19 12:11:51 UTC  

Oh well

2020-02-19 12:12:44 UTC  

Got Attila and Solomon amongst my dynasty members so far, but haven't really secured them in the main family tree

2020-02-19 12:12:55 UTC  

lol

2020-02-19 12:13:26 UTC  

there is an inherit bloodline mod which makes everyone inherit bloodlines from their parents I have messed around with it quite a bit

2020-02-19 12:13:38 UTC  

and especially combined with the mongols it lead to bloodline chaos