Message from @livid_scrooge

Discord ID: 681327097645367309


2020-02-24 02:28:10 UTC  

but it's so worth it

2020-02-24 02:28:27 UTC  

imagine shaving your balls other than for sex.

2020-02-24 02:28:37 UTC  

Imagine NOT shaving them

2020-02-24 02:28:44 UTC  

Not like you get any to have an opinion.

2020-02-24 02:28:58 UTC  

Now armpits need to be shaved regularly

2020-02-24 02:28:59 UTC  

Imagine

2020-02-24 02:29:04 UTC  

But not testes

2020-02-24 02:29:15 UTC  

I can’t even get a clean shave anymore

2020-02-24 02:29:22 UTC  

It’s fucking barbed wire down there

2020-02-24 02:29:24 UTC  

Change your blades.

2020-02-24 02:29:39 UTC  

Imma need a german sword

2020-02-24 02:29:45 UTC  

fucking ouch. using a razor for ball shaving.

2020-02-24 02:29:54 UTC  

Get an electric shaver for that shit

2020-02-24 02:29:55 UTC  

Or that spear that native american in moby dick used

2020-02-24 02:30:05 UTC  

Do NOT use hair removal on your BOLLOCKS

2020-02-24 02:30:07 UTC  

you will DIE

2020-02-24 02:30:12 UTC  

ITS SO GODAMNASI AAAAAAAAAAAAA

2020-02-24 02:30:15 UTC  

Oh i learned that the hard way

2020-02-24 02:30:22 UTC  

You died?

2020-02-24 02:30:28 UTC  

Yeah i’m a fucking ghost

2020-02-24 02:30:38 UTC  

Damn bro

2020-02-24 02:30:40 UTC  

Also don’t shave your ass

2020-02-24 02:30:47 UTC  

...

2020-02-24 02:30:50 UTC  

Not worth it

2020-02-24 02:31:00 UTC  

Wax yo asshole

2020-02-24 02:31:06 UTC  

No exposed blades is key

2020-02-24 02:31:25 UTC  

If you can't shave your balls with a cutthroat are you a real man

2020-02-24 02:31:29 UTC  

<:powerful:595334910764515338>

2020-02-24 02:31:29 UTC  

There are two benefits to having no hair around your buttcrack

>You look smooth asf, and super sexy
>Your farts become COLOSSAL in loudness.

2020-02-24 02:31:31 UTC  

because balls that are bleeding heavily are no fun.

2020-02-24 02:31:36 UTC  

Wait so I don’t have to act like im diffusing a bomb

2020-02-24 02:31:47 UTC  

Bite your tongue through the pain and minor lacerations poosy

2020-02-24 02:31:49 UTC  

not if you are smart

2020-02-24 02:32:13 UTC  

@Steyr "Thick" Shotgun not if it grows back with a vengeance

2020-02-24 02:32:20 UTC  

And a lustful hatred

2020-02-24 02:32:24 UTC  

Husk’s feet

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/681327537460215880/image0.png

2020-02-24 02:32:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/681327544888328274/unknown.png

2020-02-24 02:32:31 UTC  

Get a Norelco. It's the answer to your problems.

2020-02-24 02:32:38 UTC  

I agree.

2020-02-24 02:32:40 UTC  

Exactly what i posted