dotty is a slob confirmed?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/518798189982384169/680403292697919500/The_State_of_Britain.mp4

I’m the only one looking at my cock anyways so who cares

Ah yes caravan palace

Every 3 days I do a hard reset. Takes about that long for hairs to become noticeable again.

Sometimes when i come here i leave wanting the sweet release of death. Yet i still come back. What is wrong with me?

it also takes close to 2 hours to shave EVERYTHING

It fucking

SUCKS

but it's so worth it

imagine shaving your balls other than for sex.

Imagine NOT shaving them

Not like you get any to have an opinion.

Now armpits need to be shaved regularly

Imagine

But not testes

I can’t even get a clean shave anymore

It’s fucking barbed wire down there

Change your blades.

Imma need a german sword

fucking ouch. using a razor for ball shaving.

Get an electric shaver for that shit

Or that spear that native american in moby dick used

Do NOT use hair removal on your BOLLOCKS

you will DIE

ITS SO GODAMNASI AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh i learned that the hard way

You died?

Yeah i’m a fucking ghost

Damn bro

Also don’t shave your ass

...

Not worth it

Wax yo asshole

https://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-Electric-S1560-81/dp/B01859QHJU/ref=lp_13271092011_1_2_s_it?s=beauty&ie=UTF8&qid=1582511432&sr=1-2 something like this is great for armpit and ball shaving

No exposed blades is key

If you can't shave your balls with a cutthroat are you a real man

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There are two benefits to having no hair around your buttcrack

>You look smooth asf, and super sexy
>Your farts become COLOSSAL in loudness.

because balls that are bleeding heavily are no fun.

Wait so I don’t have to act like im diffusing a bomb