Yeah i’m a fucking ghost

Damn bro

Also don’t shave your ass

...

Not worth it

Wax yo asshole

https://www.amazon.com/Philips-Norelco-Electric-S1560-81/dp/B01859QHJU/ref=lp_13271092011_1_2_s_it?s=beauty&ie=UTF8&qid=1582511432&sr=1-2 something like this is great for armpit and ball shaving

No exposed blades is key

If you can't shave your balls with a cutthroat are you a real man

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There are two benefits to having no hair around your buttcrack

>You look smooth asf, and super sexy
>Your farts become COLOSSAL in loudness.

because balls that are bleeding heavily are no fun.

Wait so I don’t have to act like im diffusing a bomb

Bite your tongue through the pain and minor lacerations poosy

not if you are smart

@Steyr "Thick" Shotgun not if it grows back with a vengeance

And a lustful hatred

Husk’s feet

Get a Norelco. It's the answer to your problems.

I agree.

Exactly what i posted

Shit is NICE

On a real note a safety razor is fine for your man parts, just don't be a fucking dolt and try to fucking peel that shit like russets

Anything cheaper will come back to literally ruin your day, and possibly your manhood.

Oh, and before I forget. WET YOURSELF FOOL.

Don't shave dry.

Who the fuck dry agaves

i have been making use of a cheap blade for now until i see use for a 150 dollar blade

Christ, that brings back horror show memories from the field.

Dry shaves are the fucking devil.

Can we lynch whoever has been dry shaving

Clearly need to be removed from the gene pool

I occasionally do it

When you shave, exfoliate. Make sure you clean away any stray hairs or skin you kicked up.

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Get the rope

Wash yourself thoroughly, keep yourself neat.

Basic shit

its not so bad if you just clech your teeth

Cold water was the only way to make a dry shave work.