Message from @Uksio
Discord ID: 683374719428591652
Day 432: finds that real girls are better then 2d girls.
Day 500: redpilled on the female-question, reverts back to 2D waifus.
Day 501: goes to a gym and works on himself
even cnn is like "oh god what have we gotten ourselves in to" with bernie
Day 516: makes goal to become swoool and IMPROOOOOVE
only with one arm though
Day 560: his dick has shrunken from steroids
Day 600: becomes swool AF...
Day 700: have remade his life with a healthy balanced physic, NO more cooom, gotten a job, GF and is happy
It has taken just over two years for a man to escape the coronavirus, and go through a hormonal and emotional roller-coaster.
Day 701: has a child with gf and reconsiders all his life choices.
I can't believe that title aired, I can't believe even more that it was CNN that where the ones that aired it. 🤣
Day 2481: has gotten himself 3 kids and is a acomplished father with a good and stable family
Day 2560: he acheived the rank of Boomer
Day 2482: GF still feels she’s not getting enough out of life.
Gun porn
Day 3655: the peanut butter has gone missing
Bullpup revolver
One of a kind
Day 3745: wonders where the car keys are.
Day 3746: gets Coronavirus
Day 5738: daughter acts like a thot while son is slowly following down the coooom road
Day 6001: Son is now locked in his room with his sister we couldnt control them anymore
Russian single shot survival shotgun
Multi-caliber (swappable barrel sets and inserts)
Day 9999: the apocalypse
Grip safety is aslo a manual tensioning of a striker so it does not need any other safety
Me: jokes about incest
Chat: blocked lol, that's illegal ree, stahp
Also chat: jokes about incest
Swings open to the side on a pivot
I'm a trailblazer, a pioneer.
Day 10001: Boomer father takes his still good looking qt 3.14 wife and goes full on mad max like he did in his old VROOOOOOMER days
I'm funny before it can be considered funny.
Was originally developed for the cosmonauts (as a survival tool after landing in the wilderness)
But didn't win the trials, so it became a niche product on a civilian market instead