also maybe don't drink the toilet water, idfk

and you have a bet riding on it

jsut have sex in the elevator like normal people

Sex in a public bathroom is just t-posing on everyone that hears it.

they don't have elevators in coffee shops, silly

but the real question is

would you rather get a blowjob or eat pussy in a public bathroom?

and it's a trip when some cuck who has a crush sees you two disappear and then hears noises

lol

Why not both?

choose one or the other

blowjob

Eat pussy. More noise.

she can wait to we are at home and i can take my time

ARE YA READY KIDS

you aren't doing no soft shit in a bathroom

I figured you would say that, being the resident simp here along with joker

hey, those that CANNOT... moralfag

or teach

blowjob would be easier, safer, and you'll feel like a chad

well, if you give blowjobs i'll have to take your word for it

>easier

This is the issue. You lack ambition.

wouldn't know

i was calling sneeki a simp, not you btw

easier?! safer?!

i detect too much soy in your diet

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Fortune Favors the Bold

didn't you just agree to preferring a blowjob?

i said if i had a choice, i'd choose me over her

like ANY Chad would

exactly

but practically speaking it's also better

wouldn't want me or my girl catching a disease in there

Lol

somehow, i doubt your credentials for advising on what is 'practical'

Why would you give the girl you're with a blowjob

Fucking kids these days.

that means nothing coming from you