Energy Drinks are better than Coffee tbqh

i hate coffee too; but i ALWAYS keep REAL good coffee at my house

Coffee shop here has a pretty big bathroom

you know.. for the morning after

And has been used for such activities.

not like i drink the stuff

If I was gonna drink Coffee, it'd be straight up black

imagine having sex in a public bathroom

always ask her how she likes her eggs before you get distracted

😉

fastest way to get STDs tbh

not if you've known her awhile

condoms, also those little paper toilet covers

and she is at work

too much work at that point

also maybe don't drink the toilet water, idfk

and you have a bet riding on it

jsut have sex in the elevator like normal people

Sex in a public bathroom is just t-posing on everyone that hears it.

they don't have elevators in coffee shops, silly

but the real question is

would you rather get a blowjob or eat pussy in a public bathroom?

and it's a trip when some cuck who has a crush sees you two disappear and then hears noises

lol

Why not both?

choose one or the other

blowjob

Eat pussy. More noise.

she can wait to we are at home and i can take my time

ARE YA READY KIDS

you aren't doing no soft shit in a bathroom

I figured you would say that, being the resident simp here along with joker

hey, those that CANNOT... moralfag

or teach

blowjob would be easier, safer, and you'll feel like a chad

well, if you give blowjobs i'll have to take your word for it

>easier

This is the issue. You lack ambition.

wouldn't know