yes I would

@Eccles then the UK is fucked on oil as well.

can't, tho <:sadgon:544640228166598657>

Natural gas?

Well here's a handy solution, Louis, just don't implement retarded laws like this

And if you want to make heating more green, you FUND it

They're trying to force people onto electric heating, while at the same time putting up the cost of electric

ah

They're fucking frauds, the lot of the of them - Labour, Conservative

lol

They all -deserve- lining up against the wall and shooting

Britbongistan

Here's a handy solution, either cut down trees and/or lower the price of oil by drilling into the ground and pumping it out.

THey're banning oil and gas central heating soon, so drilling isn't a solutio

The main issue I got with trees is that everyone's planting fast growing forests like spruces and then they do massive surprised pikachu face when bark beetles completely wreck the entire forest

But who am I kidding.

Britain hates oil.

I love oil.

And you can't just cut down trees, because after the first two winters nobody has any left

It's great.

exterminate all anglos tbh

FUcking sharia state when?

@Eccles well that was a problem of not thinking ahead of time by planting as you cut.

light up the ovens

Just implement communism and be done with it

It's a failing in calculated foresight, this is why you hire qualified people to advise your policy. Which is also a bit like saying a failing in academia then as well.

Thanks Louis

Look, with how many things you've banned or increased price on, I bet someone will heat himself next winter by burning kidnapped muslims

Next you'll tell me nobody uses diesel in the UK.

Jeezzz

INB4 "what is diesel?"

This law actually was crafted to mislead people

I swear

Diesel is an actor

It's crafted to make people think "but I don't burn wet wood"

Not realising, that's how they -buy- it

burn vin diesel

Axe - > wood - > fire

Got no eggs, Louis. err, trees

Oil - > pump - > ship - > fire

So fucking glad I never paid for Windows 10, it's a pile of shite