Oh Johnny Cashs’ birthday today?

what kind of mouth tentacles? the ones like in that picture or the smoothe tubular ones like what i see in the ....nowhere <.< >.>

I would love to have mouth tentacles

Imagine not needing any forks

*SLURP*

fgmdpas jowugh duse them

depends what use would be of them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLFA8VXVkRQ

if full control and some prehensile capabilities

y not

eating, fucking and the occasional party trick i would imagine

damn

Are you seeing my point about tentacles now?

writing on stone is fun tbh

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i mean like if im the only one that has them i would imagine some of my friends would be like "hey, do something cool with those tentacles"

u knap flint bro

Probably end up getting dissected by some alphabet soup agency.

probably

tentacle pregnancy prevention method

i dare not imagine being of that much interest

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imma make a runestone nothing can stop me <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

my mind wanders places

Mutating prehensile tentacles?

And i know no limits of humanly decency

yes

Yeah, that's kinda gonna get a sciencey visit.

can it get any better

Like blacksite type sciencey.

I would not mind a prehensile dick either

Preferably one that can also completely retract when not in use

Just gotta train that cock, yo.

A friend of mine had his tounge split

Virtuoso circus dick tricks

Wait... circus... fuck... that is too wrong

The daily update:

-South Korea now has the most confirmed cases outside of Hubei, meaning it'd be the 2nd worst province if it was treated as a Chinese province
-Confirmed cases in Brazil, all inhabited continents now infected

imagine gettign an elephant trunk for a dicc

Happens all the time. @Uksio

Was kind of funny because the day after he did the procedure he had promised to give me and a friend lift to an event several towns over.

We had quite a laugh at him sounding like he had a fucking golf ball in his mouth all day 😄